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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
crusty
faeriekit

If you are making a boy character into a girl character for a gender swap art thing you better put that bulk back on that girl or so help me. You think girls are allergic to muscles? To fat? Do you think big bulky butch women are imaginary or something?? If that boy is as wide as a fridge that girl better be a deep freezer. Cowardice. Rights for women that are built like a tank!

prismatic-bell
andhumanslovedstories

Would your twelve year old self like who you are today, and sorry no nuance allowed you have to pick one

Yes

No

She'd like the tits But I should have voted no because she'd hate literally everything else She'd hate how I dress She'd hate where I am in life She'd hate where I live She'd hate how little I've done She'd hate this body She'd hate how reserved I am She'd hate everything except the tits
tlirsgender
catgirlcowboy

rb this n tell me what is the same and what is diff abt ur relationship to ur gender n sexual identity compared to urself 7 years ago :3c

Identified as a cis female ace bisexual in 2016 Now I'm a nonbinary ace lesbian 7 years ago is when I really started thinking about my sexuality and made friends in the queer community who helped me along the way I thought I was a late bloomer who just didn't feel sexual attraction to anyone yet but I'd stare at both guys and girls One of my fave sayings towards girls was I don't know if I want to be her or be on her But I soon realized I wouldn't mind being on a girl if there was already romantic feelings And realized that for guys it was just that I wanted to be him Wasn't till later I realised I was nonbinary Looking bsck so much things make so much sense I was just sheltered with no resources But thankfully the kids in the same town I grew up in have it better and are already exploring their sexuality and genders With the same time and oppertinity as their peers Shout out all the baby queers in my kids programming I run
mercutiowned
captainanarchist

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This is just The Magnus Institute.

marzipanandminutiae

Nope.

They have a gas-based firefighting system instead of sprinklers for obvious reasons. It does lower the percentage of oxygen in the building, but not enough to kill anyone.

I found this by googling “Yale library fire oxygen.” It was literally the first result.

Fact-checking is your friend.

crazyintheeast

It’s true. It’s not the fire suppression system that kills you. The Librarians come and personally murder you for starting a fire in a library. But you didn’t start a fire you say? No matter. You are collateral damage. Everybody gets killed to show that arsonists have no chance of escaping justice

brunhiddensmusings

an orangutan traveling at non-euclidean speeds erupts from the aether to clothesline you into another dimension

thefrysh

god im trying so hard to decipher that last addition and im coming up empty

kaijutegu

The last addition is Terry Pratchett. 

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This is The Librarian. He was a human wizard once, but got turned into an orangutan and greatly prefers it that way. He can also make use of L-space, which is a dimension that connects libraries, making it possible for him to travel at non-euclidian speeds to erupt from the aether and clothesline you into another dimension.

rustybottlecap

Godzilla x Kong will be about them almost setting a library on fire.

curlicuecal
lady--kenobi

I just wrote 8 pages when I haven't written in months and was beginning to think I'd never be able to again. Idk what it is, but I am sharing and manifesting this energy for every writer who sees this. May you write 8 quality pages effortlessly and find joy writing once more

dduane

We’ve all had times like this.

You’ve spent too much time learning to be a writer to lose it so easily. Keep a light in the window for it. It will be back.

margesimpsonofficial
sheepory

I wore a red checkered shirt today and my coworkers are roasting me RELENTLESSLY for it

sheepory

"which picnic table did you pick that up from?"

"you're making me crave some french fries"

"woahh is that like. A chip truck uniform."

"you're transporting me to an italian restaurant..."

sheepory

The shirt in question btw:


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[image id: selfie of op that cuts out their face and below their waist. They are wearing a large oversized checkered red and white collared mens shirt with short sleeves. End id.]

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a collection of my favourites so far :}

[image IDs:

a reply from subspace skater that reads: "bro stop squirming your making all the chess pieces fall off."

a reply from soapoey that reads: "if I was an ant i would crawl.on you. Btw. <3"

tags from thesnacken that reads: "op ready at ALL times to help out at a food truck or perhaps the bowling alley."

tags from samathekittycat that read: "a hand towel i would find in my grandma's kitchen."

reblog from mugenfinder that reads: "is this you?" followed by an image of wrap wrapped in checkered red and white sandwich paper next to a bowl of salsa.

tags from pudd0x that read: "This looks wrong it should be laminated. sorry."

tags from synthwizardromance that read: "you could play chess on that beast."

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petr1kov
gothhabiba

you cannot all have been weird little girls btw. I know some of you were mostly normal and are just clout chasing

gothhabiba

"I made 'potions' out of mud and leaves in the back yard, tee hee"

okay Sandra, you and everyone else. I'm going to need to hear some freakish shit from you immediately or you're out of the club

gothhabiba

I love each and every one of you and I am making you all cups of your beverage of choice. okay. we would have been great friends in elementary school. but some of your tags are kind of proving my point.

"I pretended to be [animal] with my friends" “I ran on all fours” "I ate [non-edible substance]" “I collected [substance readily available outdoors]” "I thought I had [superpower]" “I had tea parties with [entity incapable of drinking tea]” “I pretended to be [creature that I am not]” “I made ‘potions’ out of [substance that can be readily found outdoors]”

these are all intensely common things for children to do. this is just having an imagination. this is simply being a child. now I call top bunk (I like climbing the ladder) and do you want to braid each other’s hair.

I was weird cause I was a little old soul Play grounders? Nah sun I'm at scrabble club Ah you don't know chess yet... How about checkers? Oh? No? Guess I'll play myself Or do some knitting by the slide I also did all the things listed above but I was also an old grandma at 9 years old
character-of-all-time
whilomm

hm. poll. bc a streamer i watch mentioned "getting dressed" to spend all day at home playing a video game

when youre just chilling at home (like on days off) do you "get dressed/put on real clothes" after u wake up or stay in pajamas

no, pjs all day

i might put a bra on (or st) but otherwise nah, pjs

sometimes, depends on the day

yes always. do other ppl. not change when you wake up??

bitch i dont even comb my hair im not putting on real clothes

im one of those freaks that sleeps in blue jeans so guess im already dressed

change from night comfy to day comfy (pjs to sweatpants)

i sleep in blue jeans AND change into diff ones (extra freak option.)

secret third option in the tags idk

(NOTE: for the purposes of this poll "real clothes"=whatever u would wear outside normally, pajamas=whatever ur comfy sleep clothes are. could be actual fancii pajamas could be boxers and a big shirt i dont care. if you sleep naked idk man)

Secret third option Sleep naked then put on comfy clothes in the morning Like big Teeshirt and sweats